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So here are the viable options. There really are no others.
III. Naturalistic Theories That Reject the Resurrection
Naturalistic theories attempt to explain away the idea that Jesus was bodily
resurrected by the supernatural power of God. These theories prefer any
naturalistic explanation of the event over a supernatural one. There are 10
that are worth noting, and one I throw in for comic relief (#10)!
1) The swoon theory. This view argues that Jesus did not really die but
fainted because of the enormous physical punishment He suffered. Later
regaining consciousness in the cool, damp tomb, He unwrapped Himself
and got out of His grave clothes. He then managed to move aside the
large stone that sealed the entrance to the tomb. Bruised, bleeding,
battered, and beaten, Jesus emerged from the tomb and convinced His
followers that He had risen from the dead.
For example, in his best-seller, The Passover Plot, Hugh Schonfield says
Jesus planned the whole thing with help from Joseph of Arimathea. Jesus
was drugged while on the cross, making it appear that He had died.
Unfortunately, He was seriously injured and actually died a short time
later. An outrageous expression of this view is that of Barbara Thiering,
who teaches at University of Sydney, Australia. She says Jesus was given
snake poison to fake His death and later recovered. He would go on to